Oh, what an ill-fated toast
Dear readers, today is a big day. And it's a big day since I am publicating a soon-to-be famous song about a poor little toast boy. Here it is, my friends, enjoy!
Oh, what an ill-fated toast
Once upon a time there was a lovely toast boy
He had a wonderful life, full of joy
One day when he was taking a walk
He on the ground found a glittering fork
He picked it up and threw it away for fun
What he didn't know was farther walked a bun
The fork hit the bun right in the chest
Now that bun is laid to rest
Chorus
Oh, what an ill-fated toast
He didn't know he was doing wrong
Throwing forks just seemed like something fun
Now he's lost his spirit and spark
The killing-buns-guilt had grown in his heart
Oh, what an ill-fated toast
The toast retired into its shell
He was feeling anything but well
He had killed an innocent bun
Oh, his heart was broken, he so wished it undone
As years past by, the toast went to bits
Soon there were no more clothes that fit
At last the toast passed away
Even in dead he was filled up with guilt where he laid
Chorus
Chorus
OoooohhoOOoHh (wailing) what an ill-fated toOooOooOOoAast (wailing)
Inga Kempe
Nasty business :-o
Oh that poor poor toast
Harsh destiny for a toast boy